Shplurf

to escort an old lady down the street, followed by buying every girl scout cookies at the market, followed by organizing a girl scout field trip to the local zoo, followed by pushing a girl scout into the gorilla pit, followed by killing the gorilla who grabbed the girl in the pit changing the course of human history.

Yo bro did you hear about the Shplurf that happened the other day? Yea, it was like Harambe all over again

by shlerminator March 30, 2022

shlurfin

The n word for white people

Yo whats up white boy ur such a shlurfin but I can call u that cause I’m white

by Shlurfin February 10, 2021

shlurfin

for white people to use instead of the n word. don’t be racist children

yael: hey shlurfin what’s up my shlurfin
gabi: what’s a shlurfin
yael: the n word for white people since i’m not racist. don’t be racist children

by lil shlurfin March 6, 2021

splurf

masturbating to the smurfs, with increased intensity when smurfette is shown.

i've spent most of my life splurfing. i love to splurf.

by dr.smegman January 21, 2011

shlurf

A guy who doesn‘t give a fuck and is a little fucked up.

Damn thats so shlurf of you

by Shlurfan June 26, 2020

splurf

The act of spraying water or another liquid from your mouth onto your keyboard and/or monitor, after reading something funny online.

That post made me splurf everywhere, now you owe me a new keyboard!

by Liev Love December 26, 2008

Shplurg

Say it when you feel like it. Used as a word of expression and to state feelings.

Copyright Hamney 2009.

To be used in any random instance that 'Shplurg' is deemed fit.

by Hamney April 7, 2010