Shlarf

Shlarf (shu-larf)

v.

1). To consume with ones mouth and incorporated with massive amounts of saliva.

Originated in Southern Oregon in the early 1990's, the word 'shlarf' was used in such fashion...

Man, I'd like her to shlarf my dode.

Come on baby, would you please shlarf my pink spoke hole?

by Mr. Shtumpernachenhammerstein February 25, 2010

Shlarf

A mixture of derogatory words such as shit, fuck, hell, ass, asshole. Can be used as a verb or noun

Azat: Ty is such a shlarf.
Carson: i know right

by Carson and azat February 7, 2017

shlurfin

The n word for white people

Yo whats up white boy ur such a shlurfin but I can call u that cause I’m white

by Shlurfin February 10, 2021

sam shlafstein

Long lost twin of Perez Hilton only films his tik toks from one angle big Greta Stan if you are drying your love or resemblance of someone, you might be Sam shlafstein

“Oh yeah preet? I don’t even think about him anymore” that’s what a Sam shlafstein would say

by Tittypoop346 May 11, 2020

sharfaa

The finest woman to ever walk the planet. Looks and should be treated like royalty. The love of life itself.

If God was a woman her name would be Sharfaa

by LEGDAY December 29, 2019

Shnarfday

One's second birthday,usually after a person's actual birthday. It can be changed at least three times,any more than that your just milking it into getting free gifts.

John:Hey Karen,when's your Shnarfday?

Karen:What's a Shnarfday?

John:It's basically your second birthday

Karen:In that case,January 17th. With my actual birthday being November 12th. Making me a Scorpio-Capricorn hybrid.

John:Well mine is February 6th. With my actual birthday being August 31st. Making me a Virgo-Aquarius hybrid.

by Jaiden Gary November 14, 2020

sharfing

Simultaneous shitting and barfing, sometimes occurring when suffering from a severe bout of the flu.

Dude, I was so sick last week - I was sharfing for two days in a row!

by Spurtz November 12, 2007