Showpig

Typically, a showpig is a comically large weightlifter who can usually be found at the gym groaning loudly while lifting an obscene amount of weight with his upper body, but is seldom seen working out his legs. A showpig also characteristically tosses dumbells to the floor that he easily lifted only moments before exercising with them, and also allow the plates on the cable machine that he is using to come down with a loud clank after his last repetition. Rarely seen is the skinny, lesser male that exhibits this degree of showmanship, which is often far more entertaining than the hi-jinx of his larger counterpart.

The local steroid supplier must have got his shipment in. Every showpig in town is up in the weight room right now.

by BullyBoyMccoy October 1, 2013

showpig

a larger woman who slathers on the makeup and perfume so that, at first glance, she does not appear an odious beast. however, underneath it all she remains a filthy beast with a pussy that smells like hot garbage.

There is no shame in humping down with a showpig as long as she was blue ribbon material.

by mario dinis May 15, 2007

showpipe

when you are hiding the fact that you inject methamphetamine from your gf/friends,so when you purchase said meth you pack yourself the tiniest pipe and smoke it infront of everyone making sure they all see. then with the remaining meth you sneak off and spike that vein.

"I'll just quickly have a little showpipe, then go for a shower and dang the rest" yyeeooww

by anonymous September 25, 2020

Showpiphany

Noun: That moment in the shower where you have a profound realization.

Pronounced: SHUH-OW(the sound you make when something hurts)-PIF-ANNIE

I was in the shower this morning and had the craziest showpiphany! Listen to this...

Dan was standing under the hot water for 10 minutes before he had the showpiphany that he had yet to even touch the shampoo or soap.

Margaret's showpiphany this morning reminded her she hadn't paid her phone bill. That was a close one!

by TC3 July 7, 2011

Showpidity

Exhibiting stupidity in an otherwise smart character in a TV show to give an explanation of a concept to the watcher of the show.

Scully asked Mulder about the werewolf's weaknesses in showpidity.

by Dodgyb2001 December 5, 2020

show pig

well dressed fat bitch; very materialistic to make up for her being fat; loudmouth.

that ol' fat bitch myrla is a show pig.

by scaryhairyscaringharry April 14, 2009

showping

When you’re showering and pooping at the same time.

The bathroom was so small that I could be showping in it.

by Cacus January 5, 2018