showissing

A clever combination of showering and pissing. It is very widely known and used among males, usually the type of guys that want to save time.(p.s. not to be confused with showhistling)

dude 1:"hey man when are you finishing?"
dude 2:"sorry bro this might take a while, right now i'm showering, and then i gotta piss as well!"
dude 1:"since you are already showering, why are you not showissing?"

by Bull0cks July 1, 2014

Shissing

When you have such bad diarrhea that it feels like your pissing out of your asshole; shitting piss.

Ugh, I was shissing yesterday because of the flu

by LeatherHunterman February 6, 2019

SHOWCASING

The act of boasting ,displaying or "Featuring" if you will, about something so precious that your being enamored by it would be an understatement.

To hold in the utmost highest regard imaginable to which that it becomes unreal.

To flaunt and champion some super hot chic in front of your associates, peers or nemesis as a display of machismo.

"Yo did you see that piece of ass Jimbo was showcasing at the race track on Saturday"?

by DEADMEAT July 26, 2013

shossing

Shossing, or shossin' comes from a combination of the words, shit, shower, and toss or tossing.
To be one who is a shosser, or guilty of shossing they must first have shat into their own hand whilst in the shower, and then tossed said feces into the toilet.

'remember that girl from the other night'
-"yeah, howd that go? you toss her salad?"
'yeah well the next morning she tried shossing for the first time, IN MY BATHROOM, that bitch missed the bowl and just climbed out my bathroom window.'
-"i hope it was solid."

by joepus April 11, 2008

P-Swissing

The act of taking your time for no apparent reason and not noticing it untill your buddies start bitching at you.

Commonly seen by Patrick Switzer, reknowned downhill skateboarder.

Man, Jerry's late again, he must be P-Swissing.

by Pelican501 March 9, 2012

shissing

To have a case of extreme diarrhea where the fecal matter is completely liquid. Like pissing out of your ass.

Dude don't eat that week old Taco Bell in the fridge or you'll be shissing for days.

by Marzmellow March 21, 2008

Swissing

The act of poking one's member (natural or strap on) all over another person's body, including all holes and crevaces, like swiss cheese. Areas not limited to vag, anus, mouth, belly button, boobs, ears, nose, arm pits, back of knees, feet, neck, fat rolls, closed hand, etc.

It was dark in the room, so Zac was swissing his lover Brenda before finding the correct location.

by PinballAction March 3, 2015