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showerrrr

"bro i'ma take a showerrrr"
by andzas August 30, 2022
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showerrhea

A case of diarrhea so severe that you have to jump into the shower right afterwards to wash the splatters off your ass.
"I am lactose intolerant and I get the worst cases of showerrhea every time I drink some."
by Allen C. January 4, 2009
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Showertard

The act of talking to a significant other while you are taking a shower and when there is no response realizing that the other person has left the bathroom and you have been talking to yourself for several minutes.
All you can do is then wash your ass a second time. . .the asshole is never clean enough, you know. . .so. . .wow, I really lost steam on the whole ash washing thing.
"This morning I was washing my asshole and asked Josh if I could go 9 thousand miles without changing my oil--and like he didn't answer and I realized he had left the bathroom, I'm such a showertard!"
by UlyssestheGreat December 15, 2008
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showerburn

The painful sensation that one receives while showering after getting a sunburn.
Tina got a nasty showerburn yesterday because she laid out for too long on the beach-- when she got in the shower and felt the water on her body, it hurt like nothing else in this world.
by jacattack2811 August 10, 2010
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showerkraut

hair and nasty stuff found in drain of shower
The showerkraut wont let the water drain.
by esoom39 June 30, 2009
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showerer

A person who showers.
He is a showerer
by oro uma September 3, 2009
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Showergorgon

A few days ago I took a showergorgon.
by Earthan Thanos February 7, 2019
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