ShOweren

A person named Owen who goes for a shower.

“Oh hey Owen how you doing” Said Neny. “I’m not Owen I’m ShOweren because I’m in the shower”

ShOweren by Harlze200 March 24, 2021

Ez Showerin' 

When you wash your hair by kneeling your head in the shower,but keep your clothes on for ez access, because showers suck ball and it's way quicker.

My hair was nasty, so I put some shampoo in my hair and did some ez showerin', and within a minute my hair was great!

Ez Showerin' by The Thot Who Got Shot January 7, 2018

showerection 

When a male becomes aroused while showering. It can be either devastatingly inconvenient or curiously enjoyable. It is usually caused by overly frisky scrubbing or simply unclean shower thoughts.

Man 1: "Sorry that took so long, man. I got an unexpected showerection."

Man 2: "Dude you were in there for an hour and a half."

showerection by themilkmantrink July 17, 2011

showerer 

A person who showers.

He is a showerer

showerer by oro uma September 3, 2009

Showering like a rape victim 

This is what you do after an alcohol induced hook-up with someone unattractive.

Danny: Dude...I got with Pam last night
Eric: PAM? You mean 250 pound saggy double D Pam?
Danny: ...Yeah man...I was too drunk dude
Eric: I bet she loved it man
Danny: Dude, I was showering like a rape victim this morning.
Eric: LOL

Showering like a rape victim by pwntasticoBG October 24, 2008

Showering Orangutans 

Term for a pair of cheap, dirty shoes. Also can be shortened to Shangutans.

Jake-Wow Jared them be some Showering Orangutans there!
Jimmy-(Laughs) There are no primates in this shower!
Jake- No I mean his shoes.
Jared- Hey, not everyone can afford bathing apes like you Jake.

Showering Orangutans by Paul Frederick Austin March 31, 2008

Showered 

To get intoxicated to the point to where you pass out in a shower with no recollection of how or why you are there . Turning on the water while in the shower enhances the experience.

"I'm gonna get showered tonight!"

Showered by Stayin' Classy April 24, 2015