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Showered 

so fresh and clean like soapy but with a hint of embarrassment like salty It's coming back into terminology
He's new clothes are showered
Showered by JaydenisShowered December 29, 2011

SHOWERED.SHOWWERD

It is a new dictionary FORMATION URBAN DICTIONARY AND URBAN DICKTIONARY merged together from being SHOWRED.SHOWWERD.
Faucet is a COCK , Faucet is a FICK and PENIS is a YOUR IN FAUCET which are great SHOWERED.SHOWWERD.

I Have Not Showered In 36 Days 

Lyric from the hit song Everyday French, by Lemon Demon.
Person 1: I have not showered in 36 days!
Person 2: Kiss me under the bologna tree.

showerdue 

When someone is due for a shower.
If that smell is me I'm showerdue.
showerdue by jpg3 November 16, 2011

showerection 

When a male becomes aroused while showering. It can be either devastatingly inconvenient or curiously enjoyable. It is usually caused by overly frisky scrubbing or simply unclean shower thoughts.
Man 1: "Sorry that took so long, man. I got an unexpected showerection."

Man 2: "Dude you were in there for an hour and a half."
showerection by themilkmantrink July 17, 2011

showerer 

A person who showers.
He is a showerer
showerer by oro uma September 3, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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