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shotrical 

A terrible ship that should never be shipped. Please don’t ever say I ship to this
shotrical is a ship that will never sail :)
shotrical by Shfhsnwhebdnx June 1, 2021
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Sportically Challenged 

when a person is exceptionally bad at sports, he/she is sportically challenged.
Hey, guys look at that guy over there, he's missing the net every time! He must be sportically challenged.
Sportically Challenged by lexipullen9 November 12, 2010

shortscale 

to shortscale - To devote one's time heroically to the promotion of the TPOR and generation of roffles.
I've nothing to do at work, i'll shortscale
shortscale by deadonkey November 22, 2007

shotcalla 

1. one who calls the shots
2. usually a balla 3. probably has 20inch blades on their impala
Lil Troy wants to be a balla shotcalla and have 20 inch blades on his impala.
shotcalla by Andy Orem August 18, 2008

Shiticality 

When 2 or more people are taking a dump in a public restroom... The resulting combined odor, when detected by the olfactory glands of anyone present causes them to see a "brown flash".... Similar to a nuclear criticality ....both are caused by a critical mass of "PU".
Pete is no longer allowed to poop in our restroom when someone else is already in there...he has caused too many people to experience a shiticality induced brown flash due to his high fecal enrichment.
Shiticality by Doc184 June 6, 2013
In MOBA games, shotcalling is when one calls out everything that's happening on the minimap, their teammates, and especially enemy activity. It is usually the teammate playing the tank role that does a shotcall.

Shotcalls are important, since they let the entire team know about the opponent, what their plans are, while also notifying the team's status; therefore each member of the team is notified of everything that is happening that they might have missed. This also helps the team make right decisions on what to do next.
Tank: "Their jungler is on the buff, one of our sidelaners is retreating and our jungler is not yet prepared for the teamfight."
Mage: "Fighter, what are you doing??!! We are not yet ready for the teamfight!"
Fighter: "I can do this, all of you are nearby"
(*Fighter initiates teamfight; Mage and Tank have no choice but to join in as well)
(*The team loses teamfight due to unpreparedness and ignorance)
Jungler: "Why did all of you die?!!"

Mage: "Because our arrogant Fighter here did not listen to Tank's shotcall."
Shotcall by MikeyWazow April 2, 2022

Shitical Mass 

That horrible moment when a shit is going to come out, whether you want it to or not.
"Dude... I've gotta run. Like, seriously. I've just reached shitical mass."
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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