shiteical

Dog faeces, placed in a small plastic bag by the dogs owner or guardian then hung from the branch of a tree or bush, resembling a decoration on a Christmas tree. Derivation of icicle.

I'm fed up with people walking their dogs down the Cut Lane and leaving shiteicals for the poo fairies to collect.

by dawnraider55 December 8, 2016

shitscale

A rating system used to classify an employees level.
The highest level is shitheads aka bosses.
Mid levels are asskissers aka upper management and brownosers aka lower management.
Lowest level is shitshovellers aka hardworkers.

According to the shitscale at work the shitheads go golfing while leaving the asskissers and brownoser in charge of the shitshovellers.

by jpg3 December 1, 2011

Shiticular

When you are particular about where you have a dump !

At the festivals Gerry won't crap in the portaloo , he's Shiticular!!!

by Armageddon37 May 13, 2013

Shitecules

Basically slang abbreviation of the two words Shit & Molecule

When one smells a fart or a shit it is simply because there senses are bombarded with molecules of shit. Can you taste my fart? Well lap those shitecules up SUKKA, Eat My SHIT!

by darealjz July 13, 2010

shitcicle

Frozen dog crap that dogs can't resist and will munch on.

When walking my dog Nikki this morning she came across a particular scrumptious shitcicle and scarfed it down before I could say, NO!!!!.

by raeghos January 23, 2011

shitcaller

One who calls attention to problems people don't want to talk about, often in a fashion that offends others. Connotes a degree of righteous indignation or "uncomfortable truth".

"Dude's a shitcaller, but you have to admit he has a point."

by Imbrotep October 15, 2014

Shitpickle

1. Used as a common phrase for a negative situation.

2. A guest on the webshow "The Angry Nintendo Nerd", starring in the episode "Master Chu And The Drunkard Hu"

1. D'aww shitpickles! This sucks!

by Kaege October 5, 2007