Definitions by Doc184

truicide

The act of telling the truth to a loved one which results in the end of that relationship. Especially when a soft lie would've prevented any demise.

John just committed truicide with his girlfriend...he told her about that weird incident in college where he had sex with a guy...who he just-so-happens to work with now.

truicide by Doc184 April 18, 2018

rump grease 

An oily, malodorous substance found in the folds and cracks of one's butt. Typically found after a hasty wipe and/or following a rigorous workout routine. Similar to butt cheese or duck butter. Could also be a prime ingredient in the making of truffle butter.

Noun: I itched my butt and retrieved a healthy dollop of Rump Grease.

Verb: My girlfriend Rump Greased my driveshaft. I had to take an immediate shower. It itched for a week.

rump grease by Doc184 August 8, 2016

Redumdancy 

Repetition of stupid.

Acts of needless repetitive dumbness.
Something with multiple levels of stupidity.

My friend Geoff works for the government's department of redumdancy department, his name is Geoff.

Redumdancy by Doc184 August 26, 2013

Shiticality 

When 2 or more people are taking a dump in a public restroom... The resulting combined odor, when detected by the olfactory glands of anyone present causes them to see a "brown flash".... Similar to a nuclear criticality ....both are caused by a critical mass of "PU".

Pete is no longer allowed to poop in our restroom when someone else is already in there...he has caused too many people to experience a shiticality induced brown flash due to his high fecal enrichment.

Shiticality by Doc184 June 6, 2013

Duck Butter Surprise 

When, during a fight ( play or real), one person reaches down their pants and retrieves a copius amount of duck butter, then bitch slaps the other person in the argument. Not only did you just get slapped, but SURPRISE, now your face smells like duck butter.

My girl wouldn't quit messing with me, so finally I just pinned her down a gave her an extra greasy duck butter surprise. She said her face stunk for 2 hours.

Duck Butter Surprise by Doc184 July 11, 2010

Ricockulous 

Like ridiculous, only with cock.

My girl wanted me to carry her purse.....that's ricockulous!

Ricockulous by Doc184 July 11, 2010

Oh my cock 

Like "oh my god", only with cock.

Did you see that hottie? I was like " oh my cock!"

Oh my cock by Doc184 July 11, 2010