Shortemous

shorty/shortay/Pearce short

shortemous is used when referring to a shortay

by buckerrrrrr July 31, 2022

Shortimus Maximus

Someone whose height directly affects his/her attitude; because they are short they act like a total DICK-tator; like Napolean or short man's syndrome.

"Oh, sh*t! Here comes the Shortimus Maximus, Emperor of Douche-dom."

by CostumeJinx October 23, 2011

shartmousa

A distinguished individual who cannot hold his gas and excrement inside of his body for any extended period. Whilst Shartmousa is a delightful person they also have the tendencies to call someone a "fat cunt" at the slightest provocation. Their obsession with people of the ginger persuasion is borderline criminal. Despite all of this however Shartmousa's have a large, albeit gassy, heart which should always be cherished no matter what

Usage: Bro, that fart was disgusting

Yeah man, I ripped a fat Shartmousa

by tobemousa November 23, 2021

shorthouse

A name typically given to a person who is lacking in either height or intelligence.

Person 1: oh my god, Abby is SUCH a Shorthouse!

Person 2: I know right?

by Boob muncher July 24, 2023

Thorgeous Porgeous Worgeous Shorgeous

A beautiful girl called Zahra.

You are so thorgeous porgeous worgeous shorgeous.

by Thorgeporge February 26, 2018