shortsock

Noun - the length and length of garment and its sleeves.

simple stockings (shortsock) or down over the back

by Marc2.0 July 29, 2023

Shortstack

A short girl, usually 5'4" or shorter, with an impressive bust, almost out of proportion to the size of her body. ( short + stacked ) Shortstacks are usually curvy and possess dat ass as well.

Dude, did you see that one chick in the pit at the 5FDP concert? She was a total shortstack!

by LeninIsBae September 24, 2015

Shortjack

Shortjack is to punch someone not using a full blow but drawing your hand back at a much shorter distance and the punching

Bill was at the bar and Ronnie Shortjacked him after he called him a bitch

by STYLESIE March 10, 2009

shortbucks

Any retail business containing a small Starbucks cafe, typically displaying a limited offering of the standard menu of food and drinks and staffed with baristas who have received only a remedial education in their craft.

The idiot at the Shortbucks had no clue how to make my drink.

by theswooper August 8, 2015

shortscale

to shortscale - To devote one's time heroically to the promotion of the TPOR and generation of roffles.

I've nothing to do at work, i'll shortscale

by deadonkey November 22, 2007

shirtcocker

1) a male whose commitment to nudity stops above the waist. 2) a common phenomenon among cartoon characters wherein the character is deprived of pants; see Donald Duck, Ziggy, Winnie the Pooh, etc.

I got invited to go to Burning Man this year, but was scared off by the sheer number of shirtcockers in attendance.

by Charles Worschatz July 18, 2006

shirtcock

(verb) To walk around wearing a shirt but no pants or undergarments. Synonym of Donald Duck. Technically applies to men only, but plumbing issues aside, easily applies to women, too. Sometimes a mild pejorative, implying imcompleteness or an unwillingness to commit.

"It's so beautiful out, I'll think I'll shirtcock today." (verb form)

"There sure were a lot of shirtcockers out on the playa this year." (noun form)

"When Mozart died, he shirtcocked his 'Requiem.' Someone else had to finish it." (verb form, implied meaning)

"Annaconda, quit shirtcocking and just pick a place to eat!" (verb form, implied meaning)

by Rex Havuk October 21, 2004