shorth 

Shorth (Noun): The noun form of short; opposite of length.

See also: coolth

"As soon as Andrea arrived at the dance, the shorth of her dress became the conversation point of the night."

"Trevor's shorth had always embarrassed him; he was dwarved by most of his peers."

shorth by WordDefiner February 2, 2008

Shorth 

1. A person taking both a shower and a bath at the same time.

2. When the drain to your bathtub isn't working, so when your taking a shower the water in the tub fills up.

3. An easy way to clean your feet while taking a shower.

I took a long shorth after my exercise.

Shorth by cottonar November 12, 2010

Shorth 

A short but thin penis.

“I was well excited until he took his trousers off & I realised he had a shorth!”

Shorth by Queenofbaretings February 2, 2018

short screen 

Referring to a movie screen format which the top and bottom of the screen is cut off.During filming the round camera lens top and bottom is closed in to produce a short picture.This is mistakenly named widescreen since the screen is no wider than usual only shorter.

The short screen format cut off the actors forehead and chin during the closeup.

short screen by BWM January 23, 2008

short-fingered vulgarian 

white-supremacist septuagenarian fucktard whose early-morning defecations are accompanied by spewings of Hitlerian hate speech via Twitter Rage; see Donald J. Trump; also: assclown; Republican

Donald J. Trump is the proto-typical short-fingered vulgarian.

short-fingered vulgarian by Eppypotamus June 19, 2019

short dog in a paper bag 

An alcoholic drink in a paper bag

I'm poor and want to get drunk lets get a short dog in a paper bag

short dog in a paper bag by Ur welcome chuck lorre November 19, 2021

short shaming 

No, this has nothing to do with penis length; your dirty mind would go there!

Short shaming is the act of teasing or disparaging a person because of their short stature.

It's a form of discrimination that gets the impunity that racism doesn't. Short shaming has a surprising double standard present in many women: they advocate for the body positivity of themselves and others, yet openly and shamelessly denounce short men.

It's important to remember that height is genetic and unchangeable once a man hits the approximate age of 20; discriminating against it is never a valid criticism. Short men face a lot of discrimination, so just remember to treat them with the respect that everybody deserves. Short shaming is like racism: you're discriminating against a harmless trait that someone cannot change.

Girl 1: "So how tall's your new boyfriend?"
Girl 2: "He's 5'8."
Girl 1: "Ew, it's only a friends thing, right?"
Girl 2: "Hey, quit short shaming, I love him!"

short shaming by Vindicator Phoenix January 1, 2017