Shorthair 

A derrogatory (when used by heterosexuals) or playful (when used by homosexuals) term used to describe a lesbian.

Mikey, look, a shorthair just walked in.

Shorthair by Dorian Black May 29, 2005

Shorthair 

A word used to describe someone lacking knowledge due to a shortage of time spent in the field in question.

A word used to describe someone with just a short amount of time left to spend at said location/job/incarceration etc etc...

I sent the new guy to the supply to get a can of A1R he's been gone for a half hour now,. Yeah them shorthairs fall for it every time...

Shorthair by Thessalonian March 2, 2025

British Shorthair 

A fluffy species of cat hailing from the UK (hence the name), they are also known as the British Blue because of their blueish gray fur. There are two very famous British Shorthair cats in pop culture. The first being Church, the cat from the 1989 horror movie Pet Sematary. The second being the British Shorthair used in the "I Can Haz Cheezburger" picture that kickstarted the LOLCat phenomenon

I'd like to adopt the British Shorthair, he's so cute!

British Shorthair by Metallicajunkie October 13, 2018

Domestic Shorthair 

Shorthaired lesbian who is skilled in domestic skills

Hanna Hart from my drunk kitchen is a dreamy domestic shorthair

Domestic Shorthair by Fruitandcheesebat February 18, 2019

British Shorthair 

A british shorhair is a cat breed originating from the UK. it has a soft Grey/white/tan fur and it's often compared to a plush. The british shorthair was also the inspiration by the "Cheshire cat" in Alice in Wonderland

Guy1: What breed is the Cheshire cat in Alice in Wonderland?
Guy2: Oh that right there is a British Shorthair

British Shorthair by LavaGoatRabbit April 17, 2018

Domestic Shorthair 

A woman or girl with a boy's haircut. Usually frumpy. This looks good on nobody.

Look at that domestic shorthair reading that knitting book.

Domestic Shorthair by thepunisher August 30, 2013

British Shorthair 

The most evil, spiteful breed of cat to ever walk the planet. British Shorthairs tend to give you dirty looks 24/7 and stare at you while they plot your death. They are always grumpy and are counting down the days until you drop off the face of the earth.

Person 1: What kind of cat is that?
Person 2: Oh, thats a British Shorthair. Don't make eye contact with them, they will stare you down.
Person 1: OH SHIT!!! (starts running away)

British Shorthair by MJMegaFan1983 April 6, 2021