Short neck
Short neck by Submlsslve May 1, 2024
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Sort your neck out
As in, get your shit together/sort your life out or perhaps, be mindful of your present surroundings..
Tommy-boy: Can't believe I've spent the gaffers wages.....again!
Benny: Tut tut tut.. You mustn't value your fingers much! You'd better sort your neck out boy or else
(Gaffer enters)
Tommy-boy: Uh-Oh
!!!!!!!SNAP!!!!!!!!
Benny: Tut tut tut.. You mustn't value your fingers much! You'd better sort your neck out boy or else
(Gaffer enters)
Tommy-boy: Uh-Oh
!!!!!!!SNAP!!!!!!!!
Sort your neck out by GGGuni April 30, 2014
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(After bringing a female home to smash deep in the pyussies)
"You told me you had a longneck you little fuckboi. That's a fuckin' fagalon shortneck. I'm outta here, fuck you."
"You told me you had a longneck you little fuckboi. That's a fuckin' fagalon shortneck. I'm outta here, fuck you."
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