short johns

n. 1. Short pants that were never actually invented, as shorter trips to the outhouse in days of yore, even during cold weather, did not require specialized pants (i.e., long johns)

2. Short trips to the bathroom.

"I wear a pair of short johns when going number one. When I have to drop a New Jersey, however, I break out the long johns."

by Soxoff February 14, 2012

short man johnson

the dissese of the short dick

ya rickys a short man johnson

by CZAR (lance) October 23, 2004

papa johns shot

When a man has blood in his semen and he shoots the bloody load into the back of your throat. It can also be taken more traditionally from a shot glass.

I let Jim finish in my mouth but I tasted blood too. It was probably a papa Johns shot.

by Jake long May 4, 2014

who shot john

When you ask someone if they know
who did a certain thing, and they
give you answer that you know is
b.s. (bull shit)

Don't come in here with that who
shot john b.s.

by Victor November 29, 2004

who shot john

Its a phase used to describe someone who is looking grimey or not their best.

Going out, look'n like who shot john?

by Chanel R July 10, 2005

who shot john

Meaning "I don't know what".

Girl, you better comb your hair! I don't want you to go out of this house looking like who shot john.

by NJones July 26, 2005

who shot john and why

The phrase "who shot John, and why" is commonly used to describe yourself or someone else when you/they look like a hot mess

Why does Jessica looks like who shot John and why?

I looked in the mirror and realized I looked like who shot john and why.

by iwanttoflingmyselfintothesun February 22, 2018