This man is a paragon of indomitable manliness. Just the sound of his name is enough to impregnant a woman. There are many legends of his sexual conquests, which have been documented in the famous Indian script, the Kama Sutra. Some say he even invented sexual intercourse. His badass exploits have been featured in movies and books such as, The Lord of the Rings, Fight Club, The Bible, Rambo, and many more. His addiction to cocaine in the the 80s was even featured in the film about his Miami Vice days, Scarface. He didn't die at the end though, the world would simply implode from the lack of his existence. He is the Alpha and the Omega, the begining and the end. Some would even compare him to Jesus, but Jesus has mercy, this man does not.

Ever read the Bible? yeah that's about Sharkey

Sharkey by Thaoriginaljew June 7, 2011

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Showkey

He was a grime artist who was unfortunately murderd in London after attending a house party

Rest in peace showkey

Showkey by SuhhJR June 27, 2017

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shonkey

adj. - not entirely trustworthy, of shady character, ill reputed, fucked up

noun - the offspring of a sheep and donkey

The Church of Scientology sure is a shonkey organization.

shonkey by Emmerson Biggins August 28, 2005

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Sharkeysha

A breed of dark skin woman,adapted from the water to the land around 2012 and is know roaming the streets luring in innocent victims to brutally punch and kick them with great force. Closely related to dolphinkeysha and aquakeysha.

Man:I'm going to my friends house I hope I don't get sharkeysha'ed
Other man:Call me if you need help

Sharkeysha by Oliverawesome December 1, 2013

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