This man is a paragon of indomitable manliness. Just the sound of his name is enough to impregnant a woman. There are many legends of his sexual conquests, which have been documented in the famous
Indian script, the Kama Sutra. Some say he even invented sexual intercourse. His badass exploits have been featured in movies and
books such as, The Lord of the Rings, Fight Club, The
Bible, Rambo, and many more. His addiction to
cocaine in the the 80s was even featured in the film about his Miami
Vice days, Scarface. He didn't die at the end though, the world would simply implode from the lack of his existence. He is the Alpha and the Omega, the begining and the end. Some would even compare him to Jesus, but Jesus has mercy, this man does not.
