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jersey shoring 

When you go to a club and a good song comes on, you start to fist pump and all of a sudden you turn into the Jersey Shore cast, dancing the night away.
The other night at Bucks the DJ was tearing it up we started jersey shoring!

Koopa Troopa shoring

The act of driving along the wet portion of sand at the beach to gain maximum traction. Taken from the stage Koopa Troopa Beach in Mario Kart 64, driving in either the regular sand or the ocean slows your kart but by carefully maneuvering in between the two, your kart is not slowed down.
Driver: Aww man, look at the car ahead of us. It got stuck in the sand!

Passenger: Don't worry, just go Koopa Troopa shoring. We won't sink as easily driving on the wet sand and it'll be a lot faster!

Friend Shoring

N. The act of moving a factory or business from one country in the global supply chain to another country in the global supply chain that you are more friendly with.

An alternative to straight globalization.
By Friend Shoring that company, we no longer have to conduct business with that country which is committing human rights violations.

Showing up uninvited 

in internet parlance, meant to convey the appearance of an unwanted or undesirable group of people that you weren't seeking out in the first place.
There was an interesting discussion about how to save up for retirement, but then all these bitcoin bros started showing up uninvited.

storing a charge

When you hold a poop in because you're ashamed to poop in public.
"Why are you walking funny, Ryan?"
"Oh, you know, I've been storing a charge ever since I got on the school bus this morning."
storing a charge by Worshy March 1, 2015

Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke 

Originally, the full name of Jugemu, a character in a Japanese folktale. The name was given by his father after a consultation with a priest. The priest suggested many names and the father being indecisive named his son all of these names.

Now it is a joke for Scar and Wrath's real name in Fullmetal Alchemist.
Wrath: What is your real name?

Scar: Hmph... Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: What a coincidence. My name is also Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: Here I come, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke!

Scar: Bring it, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpoko- I bit my tongue!