Smoption! 

Smart option.

1) I have a smoption - why don't we pack a purse and take the train?

2) a) What do I do about the black eye?

b) Just wear sunglasses and say you're Kayne.

a) SMOPTION!!!!

Smoption! by Whitney City May 18, 2011

sloption 

someone you would only wheel when sloppily drunk

When asked if she liked him, Smash responded "Not really, he's more of a sloption."

Having reached Sloptimus Prime levels, Manue couldn't really be blamed for exhausting her sloptions.

An eternal sloptimist, Seemz was liking the looks of her sloptions that night.

sloption by bronweezy March 18, 2011

stoption 

1.)The option to stop at a stop sign or flashing red light that has been placed in a unnecessary intersection.

2.)The stop sign or flashing red light at the intersection itself.

When you get to the McDonald's turn right, than go through the stoption and I am the 3rd house on your right!

stoption by Diciasare March 12, 2009

shoption 

When you have plenty of options to shop for something, you’ve got shoptions.

“You don’t have to go to Amazon for everything, support a small business, you got shoptions!”

shoption by HipStir April 13, 2021

Stoption 

A stop sign that realistically should be a slow down or yield.

All the stop signs in our neighborhood should really just be stoptions.

Stoption by icwish January 5, 2022