sloption 

someone you would only wheel when sloppily drunk

When asked if she liked him, Smash responded "Not really, he's more of a sloption."

Having reached Sloptimus Prime levels, Manue couldn't really be blamed for exhausting her sloptions.

An eternal sloptimist, Seemz was liking the looks of her sloptions that night.

sloption by bronweezy March 18, 2011

Stoptional 

When the braking of a car is left to one's choice due to an unnecessary stop sign.

Passenger: Did you just blow through that stop sign?

Driver: Oh, no worries. It was stoptional.

Stoptional by Eberle, Nathaniel June 3, 2007

stoption 

1.)The option to stop at a stop sign or flashing red light that has been placed in a unnecessary intersection.

2.)The stop sign or flashing red light at the intersection itself.

When you get to the McDonald's turn right, than go through the stoption and I am the 3rd house on your right!

stoption by Diciasare March 12, 2009

Stoptional 

The stop sign or traffic light you don’t need to stop at

There was nobody coming, so that stop sign was stoptional

Stoptional by dhar woman July 13, 2022

Stoptional 

A STOP sign that, as a result of the time of day, location, or driver's being in an extreme rush, is not considered by the driver to be mandatory.

Mike knew this STOP sign was Stoptional based on how badly he needed to get home and use the bathroom.

Stoptional by Bucky Gangsta September 21, 2013

stoptional 

1. The occurence when no other vehicles are around to see you run or roll through the stop sign.
2. Condition of a stop sign or light when one does not care what the other asshole motorists think when he or she has failed to stop.

passenger: You totally blew through that intersection without stopping. Aren't you worried you'll get caught?

driver: The sign was stoptional.

stoptional by Guinness Book of World Records April 22, 2009

stoptional 

While driving. Not completely stoping at a stop sign, but rather slowing down and coasting through. Same as a california stop.

Best if driver yells "Stoptional!" while commiting.

Young Eddie amused his friends by shouting "Stoptional" and coasting through a stop sign. Into a tree.

stoptional by ab_ofdefinitions September 26, 2005