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1.)The option to stop at a stop sign or flashing red light that has been placed in a unnecessary intersection.

2.)The stop sign or flashing red light at the intersection itself.

When you get to the McDonald's turn right, than go through the stoption and I am the 3rd house on your right!

stoption by Diciasare March 12, 2009

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Stoption

A stop sign that realistically should be a slow down or yield.

All the stop signs in our neighborhood should really just be stoptions.

Stoption by icwish January 5, 2022

Related Words

stoptional • stoption • Stoptional Sign • shoption • sloption • Smoption! • stoptigon

sloption

someone you would only wheel when sloppily drunk

When asked if she liked him, Smash responded "Not really, he's more of a sloption."

Having reached Sloptimus Prime levels, Manue couldn't really be blamed for exhausting her sloptions.

An eternal sloptimist, Seemz was liking the looks of her sloptions that night.

sloption by bronweezy March 18, 2011

Stoptional

When the braking of a car is left to one's choice due to an unnecessary stop sign.

Passenger: Did you just blow through that stop sign?

Driver: Oh, no worries. It was stoptional.

Stoptional by Eberle, Nathaniel June 3, 2007

Word of the Day on October 23, 2008

Stoptional

The stop sign or traffic light you don’t need to stop at

There was nobody coming, so that stop sign was stoptional

Stoptional by dhar woman July 13, 2022

Stoptional

A STOP sign that, as a result of the time of day, location, or driver's being in an extreme rush, is not considered by the driver to be mandatory.

Mike knew this STOP sign was Stoptional based on how badly he needed to get home and use the bathroom.

Stoptional by Bucky Gangsta September 21, 2013

stoptional

1. The occurence when no other vehicles are around to see you run or roll through the stop sign.
2. Condition of a stop sign or light when one does not care what the other asshole motorists think when he or she has failed to stop.

passenger: You totally blew through that intersection without stopping. Aren't you worried you'll get caught?

driver: The sign was stoptional.

stoptional by Guinness Book of World Records April 22, 2009

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026