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Stoption 

A stop sign that realistically should be a slow down or yield.
All the stop signs in our neighborhood should really just be stoptions.
Stoption by icwish January 5, 2022
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sloption 

someone you would only wheel when sloppily drunk
When asked if she liked him, Smash responded "Not really, he's more of a sloption."

Having reached Sloptimus Prime levels, Manue couldn't really be blamed for exhausting her sloptions.

An eternal sloptimist, Seemz was liking the looks of her sloptions that night.
sloption by bronweezy March 18, 2011

Stoptional 

When the braking of a car is left to one's choice due to an unnecessary stop sign.
Passenger: Did you just blow through that stop sign?

Driver: Oh, no worries. It was stoptional.

Stoptional 

The stop sign or traffic light you don’t need to stop at
There was nobody coming, so that stop sign was stoptional
Stoptional by dhar woman July 13, 2022

Stoptional 

A STOP sign that, as a result of the time of day, location, or driver's being in an extreme rush, is not considered by the driver to be mandatory.
Mike knew this STOP sign was Stoptional based on how badly he needed to get home and use the bathroom.
Stoptional by Bucky Gangsta September 21, 2013

stoptional 

1. The occurence when no other vehicles are around to see you run or roll through the stop sign.
2. Condition of a stop sign or light when one does not care what the other asshole motorists think when he or she has failed to stop.
passenger: You totally blew through that intersection without stopping. Aren't you worried you'll get caught?

driver: The sign was stoptional.