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Definitions by The_678th_CoolGuy

Cheek Taco 

A retarded term for a blowjob or when a girl has an ass so big your shrimp dick can get past so she has to sit on your dick and rub her cheeks back and forward
She gave me both of the cheek tacos after the family reunion

Jack Reed 

A short blonde man child everyone loves even if it might not seem like it
That Jack Reed always livens up my day
Jack Reed by The_678th_CoolGuy March 7, 2023

Alex Pringle 

His last name fits him very well. He’s always bullying the Jack Reed.

Shortard 

A retarded small person do trades height for an extra chromosome.
That shortard never shuts up.
Shortard by The_678th_CoolGuy February 20, 2023