Shoptard 

Shoptard (or 'Shoptard) is an individual possessing little to no Photoshop skill or experience, but who claims to be a legend in it. Most Shoptards will, however, seek out training by way of tutorials found on many websites, but their final results are rarely, if ever, anything like the tutorials.

Shoptards' work is easy to replicate, as long as you have the ability to open and use filters, and heavy use of both bevel/emboss and lens flare.

Shoptards are also easily identifiable through their constant insistence that gothic fonts are a good idea, and that print design in Photoshop is perfectly acceptable, if only because they don't know how to use Illustrator either.

A common Shoptard "Creative Process" in action:

"I don't know whether to use the 35mm or 50mm prime lens flare for this, but either way it's gonna look PRO..."

Shoptard by Undercover2.0 August 23, 2011

Shiptard 

A term used to describe U.S. Navy sailors off of ships when in port on a naval base by the shore duty personnel. They are stupid, ignorant, rude, loud, and obnoxious. They go out into the town outside the base, get drunk, rape foreign girls and cause international incidents like bar fights, murders, and shoplifting which causes the base to look bad. The shore personnel look forward to their deployments and pray they will stay the fuck underway.

Bryan: Hey Chris, wanna go out into town tonight and get somethin to eat, then maybe hit up the bars?

Chris: Nah, fuck that noise, the shiptards are back in town, it's gonna be a sausage fest out there

Shiptard by disgruntled sailor November 30, 2009

sloptardism

A person typically male who proclaims to subscribe to the sloppy mechanics mentality but use half-witted terms such as "send it" and "hit it with your purse". Even worse is that they like to use made up names for objects that already have perfectly usable names such as "turbo charger", these names include "China Choo Choo Boi" and "Spooly Boi". When gathered in large numbers an inexplicable number of bad "4L60E" and "80's Shit Box" memes are created in an effort to impress each other and prove they are worth of being an alpha sloptard.

Excuse him, he suffers from a bad case of sloptardism.

sloptardism by _mlp_ January 10, 2019

shoptart 

acronym of a shopaholic and plus a retard, but we use "tart" instead of "tard" to make it sound as good as "egg-tarts"

it also describe bimbos who knew nothing besides shopping at the malls and has a brain as flat as an egg-tart.

Chris: Man she looks happy shopping here all the time!
Joe: That's because she's a shoptart, she will be broke and lonely once her boyfriend cut her off!

shoptart by wayx3 June 21, 2010

sloptard 

a person how is both a slop and a tard; a person who has already been considered a lazy, sloppy dumbass that shits the bed at everything he attempts; grotesque in appearance with the mind of a third grader

"Look at that dude taking a shit by that tree." "What a fucking sloptard!"

sloptard by dpmoney August 5, 2012

Shortard 

A retarded small person do trades height for an extra chromosome.

That shortard never shuts up.

Shortard by The_678th_CoolGuy February 20, 2023

shotard

An individual whose body, after taking a shot, has a gag reflex that eliminates the shot from reaching its final destination.

Look at that Shotard puke all over my persian rug!!!

shotard by stephanie ling esteban torres May 10, 2006