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1) A word created by me when I was watching that Taco Bell commercial where the smush the words together. Combination of stupid and retarded.
"This taco is smunchy, you know soft-melty-crunchy."

"This commercial is stutarded"
stutarded by Scott E Johnson November 3, 2006

Snowtarded 

The way people in the South act when there is even one snow flurry in the air. Running to the store to stock up on bread and milk, driving on the interstate 20 mph under the speed limit with their flashers on.
Man, the weather man predicted snow. I'm not ready for all these Atlantans to act snowtarded!
Snowtarded by AmandaLeigh December 14, 2010

Spontarded 

Spontaneously retarded. Usually a temporary experience that occurs randomly and spontaneously. Some Symptoms include: Being on a "high", the inability to perform simple ever day tasks for a short period of time, and laughing at your own jokes.
OMG!.. I totally dropped my books during lunch staring at this cute girl, I couldn't pick them up for ages. I felt so Spontarded.
Spontarded by :) David :) October 20, 2008

stonetarded 

someone that has smoked so much marijuana that they are beyond the point of being stoned that they are resembling a person who has down syndrome
t-bain: we were stonetarded, we played mario for 5 hours

t-pleasure: damn wish i could have been here
stonetarded by t-pleasure January 20, 2009

slotarded 

he was walking cross the street and got hit by a truck looking one way yo must have been slotarded
slotarded by SinThaWise November 7, 2010

startarded 

Anyone who is obsessed with who celebrities are dating, what they are doing, their problems, etc., etc.. These are usually things where anyone with a life or who is not a sheep would say "Who the fuck cares!"
"She wouldn't shut up about Chris Brown and Rihanna, she sounded startarded."
startarded by angry mafia May 5, 2009