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stootarded 

"Gosh dude, you are so stootarded!"
stootarded by aznbraceface001 July 12, 2007
Words you can keep
1) A word created by me when I was watching that Taco Bell commercial where the smush the words together. Combination of stupid and retarded.
"This taco is smunchy, you know soft-melty-crunchy."

"This commercial is stutarded"
stutarded by Scott E Johnson November 3, 2006

Snowtarded 

The way people in the South act when there is even one snow flurry in the air. Running to the store to stock up on bread and milk, driving on the interstate 20 mph under the speed limit with their flashers on.
Man, the weather man predicted snow. I'm not ready for all these Atlantans to act snowtarded!
Snowtarded by AmandaLeigh December 14, 2010

Spontarded 

Spontaneously retarded. Usually a temporary experience that occurs randomly and spontaneously. Some Symptoms include: Being on a "high", the inability to perform simple ever day tasks for a short period of time, and laughing at your own jokes.
OMG!.. I totally dropped my books during lunch staring at this cute girl, I couldn't pick them up for ages. I felt so Spontarded.
Spontarded by :) David :) October 20, 2008

stonetarded 

someone that has smoked so much marijuana that they are beyond the point of being stoned that they are resembling a person who has down syndrome
t-bain: we were stonetarded, we played mario for 5 hours

t-pleasure: damn wish i could have been here
stonetarded by t-pleasure January 20, 2009

slotarded 

he was walking cross the street and got hit by a truck looking one way yo must have been slotarded
slotarded by SinThaWise November 7, 2010

startarded 

Anyone who is obsessed with who celebrities are dating, what they are doing, their problems, etc., etc.. These are usually things where anyone with a life or who is not a sheep would say "Who the fuck cares!"
"She wouldn't shut up about Chris Brown and Rihanna, she sounded startarded."
startarded by angry mafia May 5, 2009
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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