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shooeblap 

A mixed alcoholic coctail consisting of a double shot of vodka of your choosing, 8oz of moscato, sangria or similarly fruity wine a splash of cranberry juice (not cocktail) and a lime wedge with an obserd ammount of ice.
Oh hi Mark, you wanna go drink a few shooeblaps and get goofy?
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shoeblag 

A word for someone who sneaks into bedrooms at night and sniffs and/or steals shoes. They are not the same as shoe stalkers, but are very close. They are often non-violent. Apparently very popular in Cambridge, England.
Oi! That shoeblag just ran out of my bedroom!
shoeblag by Laura PC March 12, 2007
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shooblar 

wowah! look at those shooblars!
shooblar by fat fingers January 4, 2009

shovelapps

Those really bad apps on the App Store (ex. Some Shit like an Angry Birds or Flappy Bird ripoff)
There are a ton of iPhone shovelapps.
shovelapps by ItsMamaLuigi September 23, 2015

shooblars 

Indoor footwear designed for the party animals who don't sleep, for poeple who display an overzelous gate or stride. These actions often accompanied by endless chatter, twitching and gum mumbling. All that are traits of heavy ,daily Methylamphetamine users.
Hey METHew, if U got the fruit (meth) , and it's and it's an all night toot (using of Meth), and holding zero loot, make sure U wear your SHOOBLARS, they are in your boot.
shooblars by MAXXI1678 October 27, 2020

Shoopalapa 

A complex sex position. This requires one person to sign into Discord and sing Sandstorm acoustically, while the other presses their speakers directly on their nipples for intense stimulation. Orgasms are guaranteed for both parties.
I can’t wait to play some Among Us with my boys, followed by a quick Shoopalapa of course.
Shoopalapa by TheZeebruh November 23, 2021
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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