shonkerd 

to be fucked up in any way, shape, or form

I think Sid is still pretty shonkerd from last night

shonkerd by thegoonsquad November 2, 2010

Shiddly Shonkers 

If something is so fucking mind blowing that you genuinely feel like your organs are going to combust.

Jim: Goddamn look at her ass

Craig: Shiddly Shonkers

Shiddly Shonkers by Definer69er February 15, 2020

Shonked 

adj: The state of being after having a good time. You have drank to your full capacity and/or reached the apex of your high. One Long Island too many? An extra painkiller after your wisdom teeth get pulled? Someone slipped you a wizard grass brownie? SHONKED! Being shonked always makes for an amazing night but more often than not, a horrible morning

Key features of a person being shonked include, but are not limited to; blood shot eyes, walking aimlessly, the ability to sleep anywhere under any circumstances and the inability to put together meaningful sentences.

After those 6 tall boyz and a couple bong rips Mike was so shonked he couldnt even move! So we took his picture and posted it on shonked.com!

Shonked by Mr. Shonked February 23, 2011

shonker 

a Tottenham supporter.

Ali G is a shonker.

shonker by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003

ShockerDeuce 

An alcoholic drink made of Vodka, Bacardi Razz, and Rockstar Energy Drink. Best mix ever! Drink by shot!

Did u hear about Christine's ShockerDeuces? They're kickass!

ShockerDeuce by SpiffyShudder August 3, 2009

shonker 

in-between a wanker and a shanker

bro that guy was a shonker

shonker by pp shlicker October 16, 2021