shomuz 

A funny charismatic smart chap but gets wrongly influenced so doesn’t manage to use his intelligence to succeed in life. A proud individual enjoys chilling with his friends. Needs to grow and understand his responsibilities as a family man and be the joker at home like he is outside the house.

Hey shomuz let’s hang out and shomuz

shomuz by Charlie chaplain November 23, 2021

Shomukh

One of the cutest, most beautiful and hilarious people you will ever meet. She is so pretty but i think she doesn’t know it sometimes. You will love the way she smiles and laughs. She will always support her no matter what and when you confess to her about some personal things she will not judge you. She will always stick by your side no matter what happens. She’s also a shoulder to cry on and will always defend the people she loves.

Shomukh is the best thing ever happened to me.

Shomukh by Shomukh February 22, 2019

SHMOUZE 

TO SMOKE MARIJUANA

OR MARIJUANA ITSELF

I NEED TO SHMOUZE A BLUNT RIGHT NOW

BEFORE WE GO OUT WE HAVE TO PICK UP SHMOUZE FOR THE RIDE HOME

SHMOUZE by cESoNE July 4, 2008

Shmüzle 

Noun:

The act of a male receiving and doing all of the following simultaneously: receiving fellatio, having a bowel movement, playing Call of Duty, and eating pizza. In other words, getting a blumpkin while the other person feeds you pizza as you are playing COD.

Dude, last night i was hooking up with this chick at a party in this sick bathroom with a tv and xbox, and i had to shit so she gave me a shmüzle!

Shmüzle by GrockRocket November 20, 2010

shomaze

shock and amaze

I am shocked and yet amazed; I'm shomazed!

That's shomazing!

You shomaze me.

shomaze by AJ4UMMM May 11, 2009

Shomus

Their nice and shy maybe little bosy but I blame her ocd. She's a lovey person with shitty parents, she's a person who deserves better. She's definitely smart, constantly studying to be better :). But maybe not the best in socialising with peopple as she can't say hello to the person she loves the most.
She's an amazing person who tries their best making everyone happy. Shomus please take break your over working yourself >:(

Me: moves the carpet a tiny bit
Shomus : OI PUT THAT BACK >:(
me : put what back??
shomus : THE CARPET WHAT ELSE??
me: 👁👄👁
Shomus : slaps me right at the back at the head
Shomus : you stupid person

Shomus by Mushy.milo November 24, 2021

shmuz 

To chat.

Moise shmuzed through the davening.

shmuz by Clomes May 24, 2011