Shomus

Their nice and shy maybe little bosy but I blame her ocd. She's a lovey person with shitty parents, she's a person who deserves better. She's definitely smart, constantly studying to be better :). But maybe not the best in socialising with peopple as she can't say hello to the person she loves the most.
She's an amazing person who tries their best making everyone happy. Shomus please take break your over working yourself >:(

Me: moves the carpet a tiny bit
Shomus : OI PUT THAT BACK >:(
me : put what back??
shomus : THE CARPET WHAT ELSE??
me: 👁👄👁
Shomus : slaps me right at the back at the head
Shomus : you stupid person

Shomus by Mushy.milo November 24, 2021

Shomus

Their nice and shy maybe little bosy but I blame her ocd. She's a lovey person with shitty parents, she's a person who deserves better. She's definitely smart, constantly studying to be better :). But maybe not the best in socialising with peopple as she can't say hello to the person she loves the most.
She's an amazing person who tries their best making everyone happy. Shomus please take break your over working yourself >:(

Me: moves the carpet a tiny bit
Shomus : OI PUT THAT BACK >:(
me : put what back??
shomus : THE CARPET WHAT ELSE??
me: 👁👄👁
Shomus : slaps me right at the back at the head
Shomus : you stupid person

Shomus by Mushy.milo November 24, 2021

Shomukh

One of the cutest, most beautiful and hilarious people you will ever meet. She is so pretty but i think she doesn’t know it sometimes. You will love the way she smiles and laughs. She will always support her no matter what and when you confess to her about some personal things she will not judge you. She will always stick by your side no matter what happens. She’s also a shoulder to cry on and will always defend the people she loves.

Shomukh is the best thing ever happened to me.

Shomukh by Shomukh February 22, 2019

shomoshaped

Slightly overweight, but not obese. Used to describe someone and is a polite way of saying "a little fat".

Guy #1: Who is Joey Garcia?

Guy #2: You know that guy who hangs out here sometimes, he has black hair, brown eyes and is shomoshaped.

Guy #1: Ohhhh, that guy.

shomoshaped by Lloyd Louison May 1, 2006

shmusic 

Music created by dewey cox himself that sounds like 5 sounds piled up on each other.

"Wow, you call this shmusic? It sucks!

shmusic by chadstermonster April 23, 2008

Uncle Shamus 

Having sexual intercourse with someone while playing the bagpipes. This does not usually attract many bystanders therefore it is useful when wanting some privacy

You should have heard it, my parents were doing the Uncle Shamus last night, I had to get out of there

Uncle Shamus by RadientEclipse June 28, 2011

Shmush

A person that looks cute to the point that you want to squish them and kiss them.

- Hey, how's your boyfriend?
-He's so cute. Honestly, he's such a shmush.

Shmush by Jayy2222 February 21, 2019