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more than 5 o'clock shadow but less than a beard. That awkward in between stage that itches and looks like poorly trimmed pubic hair.
Seriously dude, get that shmuz off your face. it's disgusting.
shmuz by jaw5 November 3, 2005
Related Words
shmuz • shmuzzle • Shmüzle • shmuzlebob • shmuzz • shmuck • shmuel • shmiz • shmu • shmug
A word used to describe someone who has done an extremely idiotic and stupid move
Man1 : *dies
man2: whatta shmuck
Shmuck by Succulent wenis May 22, 2018
To show a feeling of frustration, disappointment, sadness, or anger
“Kelly you have crabs” -Joseph

“Shmuh” -Kelly
Shmuh by Dashermm November 6, 2019

Shmuckanese 

The culture and language of someone that speaks absolute nonsense.
Ayo big man, stop speaking Shmuckanese.
That pussio been speaking garbage all day, he must be Shmuckanese.
Shmuckanese by prithxm December 27, 2021
Mix between a mumble and a shout.
Incomprehensible human English.

When a retard is shouting but it still sounds like a mumble because you can't understand what he's saying.
Shmuble: These two gentlemen are literally shmubling at this point.
Shmuble by Blaze1639 June 7, 2016
when a retard is shouting, but it still sounds like a mumble, because you can't understand what he is saying
he was talking in a shmuble while arguing with his dad
shmuble by GreenTeaTheMeme June 13, 2016
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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