Shmüzle

Noun:

The act of a male receiving and doing all of the following simultaneously: receiving fellatio, having a bowel movement, playing Call of Duty, and eating pizza. In other words, getting a blumpkin while the other person feeds you pizza as you are playing COD.

Dude, last night i was hooking up with this chick at a party in this sick bathroom with a tv and xbox, and i had to shit so she gave me a shmüzle!

by GrockRocket November 20, 2010

Shmule Bar

Another name for a nic stick, chooch, smack, vape

Cheddy let me tap the Shmule bar

by Jmpmarciano June 5, 2022

Shmuble

Mix between a mumble and a shout.
Incomprehensible human English.

When a retard is shouting but it still sounds like a mumble because you can't understand what he's saying.

Shmuble: These two gentlemen are literally shmubling at this point.

by Blaze1639 June 7, 2016

shmuble

when a retard is shouting, but it still sounds like a mumble, because you can't understand what he is saying

he was talking in a shmuble while arguing with his dad

by GreenTeaTheMeme June 13, 2016

shmuble

When a stupid person is shouting and mumbling at the same time when we don't understand what he is saying.

McJuggerNuggets shmubles when he kills his dad.

by AyyWifi June 23, 2016

Shmule Bar

Describing a disposable vape.

Hey bro can I get a hit of your shmule bar before we leave?

by sttryke June 2, 2022

shmule

Another term for a disposable/cheap vape (juuls, kangs, bidis, etc)

Hey bro, cool if i tap your shmule before i dip out?

by ShamokinThunderclap69 January 27, 2022