shompi

Well shompi is a human who will give you his soul. Shompi spreads happiness everywhere they are! You my girl your lucky that you have found shompi. Keep this treasure to yourself cause your one hell of a lucky person!

Shompi doesn't even need to have an example this name brings a smile on my face automatically

by Paper frog March 6, 2022

Venue Shopping

Venue Shopping — The art of finding the perfect judge and municipality in which to force a pivotal court case designed to restrict the rights of “the many “ by “the few”.

This is currently the most popular political tactic used by “the old guard” to prevent the inevitability of America’s changing demographic realities.

Some say it is a reaction to Barack Obama having become a successful, two term, popular Black President of the United States; but, that would be like saying that at the heart of American culture there is an unstated racism.

Wait…that’s exactly what I’m saying.

Two places where Venue Shopping can be clearly seen in our border policies and in out treatment of women and the rights that they have — or don’t have — over their own bodies.

In the old days we didn’t say “venue shopping — which is kind of a disinfected boutique term, we used to say “THE FIX IS IN”.

Opponents to the reproductive freedom of women went Venue Shopping in Texas to find a judge who would outlaw gynecological medications used in both miscarriages and abortions..

by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 9, 2023

showpipe

when you are hiding the fact that you inject methamphetamine from your gf/friends,so when you purchase said meth you pack yourself the tiniest pipe and smoke it infront of everyone making sure they all see. then with the remaining meth you sneak off and spike that vein.

"I'll just quickly have a little showpipe, then go for a shower and dang the rest" yyeeooww

by anonymous September 25, 2020

Shopping Shits

A rush of adreneline causing the overwhelming and immediate urge to have a bowel movement upon entering a store where everything you see you think you MUST have.

Vicki: " Hey Valerie, wanna go to the mall? Nordie's is having their Half Yearly Sale AND I have a 20% off coupon!

Valerie: " Hell yeah, Im in! I saw the sale add today......Im soooo excited! Hope they have a clean bathroom 'cause I feel a case of the shopping shits coming on!"

by cheer1 October 16, 2012

Tottenham shopping spree

1. The liberating of desired goods from shops using none other than a baseball bat and a piece of dislodged paving.
2. AKA Looting, as seen on a wide scale in August 2011 during riots in Tottenham, North London.

Gee Gaz, I sure like your 36 inch HD TV", "Thanks, I picked it up on a Tottenham shopping spree.

by donwanakno August 15, 2011

shotpiece

A nonsensical word. Derivative of calling shotgun while going to the Piece.

-John, are you ok? You're bleeding from the head.

-Shotpiece

by Blag June 11, 2004

Shitter shopping

The act of online shopping on a mobile device (phone, tablets) while sitting on the toilet. One would usually partake in shitter shopping while your supposed to working at your job.

Worker1 "hey where's Joey ?He's been gone for a half an hour now."
Worker 2 " he's probably in the bathroom shitter shopping for some black Friday deals "

Joey: "bro, I was totally shitter shopping at work and some guy comes and drops ass in the stall next to me and shits when there was clearly 10 other empty bathroom stalls . But I did manage to get some great deals on amazon.

by rightlane February 28, 2016