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Shoopies 

NOUN. A small item that comes out of your anus when you urinate and sneeze at the same time. IMPORTANT: Shoopies is not a food; it's a snack. Enjoy!
This shoopies taste so delicous. Thanks for making me some, man.
Shoopies by Slick D February 8, 2008
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Very special shoes that can only be found in a girls dressing up box.
I'm putting on my favorite shoozies, you can wear the other ones...
Shoozies by redhed01 December 21, 2009
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Shoobies 

Term used by home owners in beach towns referring to the renters in the summertime. They always come in and pack the bars, trash the streets and then leave. Best known for pissing on the sidewalk and drunkenly not being able to find their way back home.
THOSE DAMN SHOOBIES ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO COME IN AND RUN OUR BEACH TOWN.
Shoobies by baelyfe June 1, 2017

shmoopiest 

Couples who are constantly feeling the need to be touching, holding hands, kissing, and calling eachother pet names like shmoopy, as if they are forever caught in the state of being a brand new couple that is madly in love. It's from seinfeld
That is the shmoopiest couple I have ever seen. They are always eskimo kissing in front of everyone and it's awkward as hell.
shmoopiest by Trevron Hibbron October 12, 2005

Shooples 

Hey did you just see Shooples eat/molest that underwater bamboo?
Shooples by Gt Virtue December 15, 2008

shoobies 

A term that originated in southern New Jersey that was used to describe tourists who packed lunches in shoe boxes to bring to the beach. Currently, the term is used to describe the flocks of northerners and Pennsylvanian's that travel to the South Jersey coastline during the summertime. They typically come in carpools of 5 or more, drive like snails, and crowd South Jersey boardwalks and beaches so much that locals can't enjoy themselves in their own hometowns.
Guy 1: "Why the hell is traffic on the Expressway moving so slow today?"

Guy 2: "Because of all of these fucking shoobies, they don't know how to drive."

Guy 1: "Yea, I bet they're all heading to the beach. We'll never be able to find a good spot to relax."

Guy 2: "Yea, all of the shoobies are gonna be crowding the sand with they're excessively sun block slathered bodies, and their Nike cross trainers."
shoobies by Britttttttt August 26, 2006

free scoopies 

To cup your ass crack with your hand whilst cutting a fart, close the fart in your hand and then release it under someones nose.
Check this mother fucker!! Haha - free scoopies!
free scoopies by porkchop5k August 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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