by Ross G April 3, 2008
These questions show a shoelessed answer.
Q. Do think it will rain today?
A. we are going to mango.
Q. Should we call the bus?
A. John has done a good job
Q. Do think it will rain today?
A. we are going to mango.
Q. Should we call the bus?
A. John has done a good job
by exzimbo February 8, 2009
The act of being so fucked up that you have no concept of time, place, intoxication level or actions. Can be acheived by any means of consumtion, ie: alcohol, drugs or any mixing of impairing substances. Shoelessness is usually accompanied by more consuption of impairing substances, generally being fucked up, loss of memory, and a case of the assholes.
Dude: Wtf happened last night?
Bro: Dude you were beyond fucked up, you fell out of the truck and busted your face, you were straight shoeless.
Bro: Dude you were beyond fucked up, you fell out of the truck and busted your face, you were straight shoeless.
by Juphro September 29, 2011
to all dumbasses who entered a definition to shoeless joe, its a baseball player who played for the white sox, later to be called the black sox caused by the players of that team, which included shoeless joe jackson. Proved to be one of the best in the game, but forfeited all rights to hall of fame for supposively gambling and flopping the game. Boo ya!!
by Teddy Douglas January 22, 2004
Shoeless motherfucker: what’s up pig as bitch
Cool motherfucker: you just one shoeless mother fucker!
Everyone: daaaaaammmmmmnnnnn.....!!
Cool motherfucker: you just one shoeless mother fucker!
Everyone: daaaaaammmmmmnnnnn.....!!
by Gooseyswag December 19, 2018
a sexual act, not unlike the infamous "bangladesh bomber" or the "funnel cake" or the "potato salad" or the "algerian omelet", named for the appearance of the lady after the dirty deed.
so youre doing this girl so hard, and you surgically remove her feet and re-attach them to her back.
so youre doing this girl so hard, and you surgically remove her feet and re-attach them to her back.
"Dude, you see that chick!?!? I can tell what she was up to last night; can someone say 'shoeless camel'?"
by lm ap calculus bc 2006 nate September 23, 2006
Characterized by the following actions (in order):
1) Taking crap in a pair of new or gently used shoes and then carefully pushing the crap into the toe section.
2) Approaching a homeless person/vagrant/hobo with worn shoes and offering him your "brand new" pair in exchange for his old shoes.
3) Laughing hysterically when he discovers his foot has been hot karl-ed and that he no longer has any usable shoes (hence shoeless joe).
4) Running like hell before you're beaten to death with a shit covered shoe.
1) Taking crap in a pair of new or gently used shoes and then carefully pushing the crap into the toe section.
2) Approaching a homeless person/vagrant/hobo with worn shoes and offering him your "brand new" pair in exchange for his old shoes.
3) Laughing hysterically when he discovers his foot has been hot karl-ed and that he no longer has any usable shoes (hence shoeless joe).
4) Running like hell before you're beaten to death with a shit covered shoe.
by Samuel M.F. Johnson January 26, 2005