shnerples

takes place of all offencive words

go get a shnerples up ya

shnerples off

by splah June 16, 2003

Full Sharples

Whilst ill or hungover you sit on the toilet to empty your bowels, then out of nowhere your are sick all over the floor.

"I was so drunk last night I woke up and totally did a full sharples!"

by Bozohawks December 18, 2011

Shneebles

1. An expression used to signify or define an alternative cognitive reality, that is, one which can neither be perceived or given a specific attachment to an actual physical object. In other words, the word has unlimited definitions, it means what you want it to. boom, roasted.

guy a: shneebles.
guy b: yes, thats correct.
guy a: exactly.

by annigans October 18, 2011

Sharples

A man that loves steam sales and would love a women if they gave him free steam keys.

Girl: I have lots of spare steam keys.

Man: Then you will love Sharples.

by SharplesPepe July 29, 2017

shirples

When a dude's nipples are visible through his shirt because it's too tight. Commonly seen in conjunction with popped collars and sunglasses worn inside. Shirples are sported regularly by dudes from Europe, Australia, and New Jersey.

Double popped collar AND shirples, New Jersey in the houuuuse!!!

by HoneyBadgers June 6, 2011

shnerble

Shnerble is when you rub the side of your balls after a build up of sweat with your index finger and hastily swipe it across the top lip of a passer-by whilst shouting the word Shnerble and running off.

"Omg! you should of seen his face when I caught him with a Shnerble. It must of smelt so bad!"

by Coops12345 June 29, 2017

shnirple

Sucking out a woman's breast milk, orally inserting it into her vagina, and proceeding to have intercourse with her.

Chris shnirpled Sarah yesterday, because he said that he's into the really kinky stuff.

by Jarvis Nelson October 19, 2007