I had some dingleberries lingering on my butt pubes all day. Then I made the mistake of eating a burrito. I sharted, and when I stood up, a shartleberry left a skidmark all the way down my leg!
A nasty person who is always trying their best to hook up with you or just keeps following you around the club no matter how much you keep getting away from them.
John: Hey Debbie, would you mind acting like you my girlfriend for a few minutes?
Sparkleberry is a "My Little Pony" type pony who's butt shines like a diamond in the sky. Because the little symbol on its butt like that of most "little ponies" is very glittery.
"Have you seen my pony Sparkleberry?!?!?"
"I think I saw him in your neighbor's front yard hiding behind the tree."