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Sparkletard
A Twilight fan of the hypervigilant variety, devoid of higher thought functions and obsessed with the series, its mythology (or lack thereof), and its romance (again, or lack thereof). They analyze and parse the books as if they were scripture, showing them what it takes to attain true and immortal love. They'll debate the merits of being fucked by a vampire versus being fucked by a werewolf. They'll pay millions of dollars if only to personally gaze upon the (stuffed) codpiece of Edward Cullen. Most frighteningly, they'll bite the head off of anyone who defiles or mocks their beloved book series. They are like Sex and the City fans mated with Star Trek geeks and raised by Juno. In short, they are sparkling retards.
My ex girlfriend started reading the books before we broke up. It caused her to go full sparkletard.
I had to fight through a pack of Sparkletards on their way to Hot Topic. Boy were they loud.
I had to fight through a pack of Sparkletards on their way to Hot Topic. Boy were they loud.
Sparkletard by MrControversy83 February 3, 2010
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Sharklet • Sharkle • Shackletoned • Shackleton • sharlet • sharlette • Sharolette • shartlet • shartlette • sparkletart
Sharkle
sparkletickle
When you have to sneeze, but you can't and you have a tingle in your nose like you really have to sneeze but you cant.
#sparkle tickle #totally tubular #party time #totally all the way #funtime #party time #summer time #tubular time
#sparkle tickle #totally tubular #party time #totally all the way #funtime #party time #summer time #tubular time
sparkletickle by Wisjd June 16, 2017
sharlet
Sharlet is the most amazing woman/girl alive. She hides her feelings, and is very sensitive. If she likes you, she'll sneak some quick glances. Get to know her, she'll be super sweet, hilarious, and absolutely adorable. Every single word you say could be on repeat in her mind, so be careful of what you say. When you first meet her, she'll be quiet and reserved. Then she'll never stop talking and will be confident around you. Don't wait, go for her.
Guy: "Sharlet's so amazing. When I met her, she was quiet, but then showed me the real her when I asked her out."
sharlet by thatrandomgirl022 July 19, 2016
sparkletower 5000
collective name for the female sexual reproductive system.
origin: comes from what happens when you take a mould of the female genitalia and sprinkle it with glitter
origin: comes from what happens when you take a mould of the female genitalia and sprinkle it with glitter
sparkletower 5000 by H&R Block January 1, 2022
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TLDU
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026