shmyes 

shmyes means yes, nothing else to it.

"hey Evan is your cock teensy?"
Evan: "shmyes"

shmyes by shaftlong August 2, 2004

shayesteh 

Is the best friend, ever.

She is beautiful and kind and very helpful in the hard situations. You can count on shayeste as the best friend ever!

Shayesteh is the best refigh in the world means you can never find a better friend

shayesteh by Moonsa August 19, 2018

Shmeeshmoo 

A member of the Homo genus biological group but characteristically different from humans: often having adorable characteristics, soft skin, and a "cute" personality that is similar to the infantile human.

Awww, you are such a shmeeshmoo - soo cute!

Shmeeshmoo by Shmeeshmoo Owner May 29, 2010

shmeestered 

to get drunk out of your mind; get "destroyed" from alcohol; 'Hammered'

.

We're gonna get so shmeestered this weekend, I can't wait.

We just bought $400 dollars worth of alcohol; we're getting shmeestered tonight.

"What did you do last night?"
"I don't remember, i was shmeestered."

shmeestered by ALAINR August 24, 2011

Shmessy 

messy shade

Kenya brought Cookie Lady to lunch to ambush Tanya about her about the boyfriend's dalliances. "that's some fucked up Shmessy, girl" Cynthia said, which then caused a fight with Kenya.

Shmessy by Uncle Joosie February 17, 2020

Shmess 

A short dress often confused for a shirt and interchangeable as a shirt or a dress. However, not all girls can pull off this itinterchangeable piece . shmess originated the summer of 2007 somewhere between atlantic city and the delaware river.

Is this a shirt or a dress? Ummmm...shmess.

Shmess by Andrea Wingman May 12, 2008

shymes 

A slang word for Magic mushrooms.

Tripping on shymes in the forest is a life-changing experience.

shymes by Miss Lamb February 19, 2008