2 definitions by shaftlong

shmyes

shmyes means yes, nothing else to it.

"hey Evan is your cock teensy?"
Evan: "shmyes"

by shaftlong August 2, 2004

ones noogs

a word used in many different ways, only meaning something to those who are game. This word may be highly difficult to understand for those who are not game.

Billy Bo: "hey jimmy! can i get a ones noogs?"
Jimmy: "Ones noogs!"

2nd example:

Frank: "hey Big D pass that chicken ones noogs"
Big D: "well a shmyes ones noogs"

by shaftlong August 2, 2004