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"shmyeat" is a new term that describes someone who acts like a freak but is hesitant or scared to show it, particularly if they're a submissive femboy. It could be used to describe someone who has those qualities or behaviors

Despite his desires to explore his more adventurous side, Jason couldn't help but feel shmyeat whenever he thought about revealing his submissive femboy tendencies to his friends

shmyeat by srvtrck February 7, 2024

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Shmeatstick

Noun: pertaining to the word shmeat; a fat cock, one that would be considered an anomaly.

Wow, that Miles kid whipped his cock out and boy does he have quite the shmeatsick.

Holy fuck, I couldn’t even fit it in my mouth girl...he had such a fat fucking shmeatstick

Shmeatstick by Therealdman January 28, 2021

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Shmeat Up

Something you say when inviting someone to meet up to suck your meat.

Hey girl you wanna shmeat up at your grandma's house?

Shmeat Up by shmeaty bastards April 5, 2015

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Shmeathead

Someone who is stupid and is always doing or saying some dumb shit

Originated in Manhattan Village Academy

This shmeathead Sydney took a shit in a park.

Shmeathead by The real point guard October 16, 2018

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shmeater

Small penis.

I walked in and his shmeater was out.

shmeater by big_calebbarber May 13, 2019

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Shmeat Boye

Someone you are cool with but lowkey you know they have a small penis

Liam: Yooo shmeat boye
Person: Yo whats up man

Shmeat Boye by _Gabe15_ October 5, 2016

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Shmeat

Slang term for dick

His shmeat was hard as fuck

Shmeat by kylieg17 March 5, 2017

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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