To have, small penis. Roughly no more then 3 inches. No more girth then 2 inches.
Danny has a serious case of shmeat.
by Rheptar. June 6, 2009
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1. The word used to refer to a hilariously small penis

2. The one thing that justin bieber eats for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and snacks.
I saw Christian getting into some compression pants in gym today. He got some Shmeat!!!
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Did you see the pic Andrew sent to Loddie?
Yeah he has a shmeat
by BIGBOY112 April 24, 2017
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Meat or meat products produced by factory farming, CAFOs, or other unethical practices.

Combines "shit" and "meat".
Bro 1: Wanna hit up that Micky D's?
Bro 2: Hells no, I don't eat those shmeat burgers man!
Bro 1: So what you eat, bro?
Bro 2: I get certified human meat, man. Then I cook it myself.
Bro 1: Word.
by noshmeat January 26, 2011
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Shmeat (adj)- describing an item (a thing). Example: “that shmeat over there” or “did you do that shmeat that we were supposed to do for homework?”

Shmeated (adj)- a person who is either drunk or high (not sober). Example: “I am shmeated right now” or “I just want to get shmeated”
That shmeat is fire bro.

I’m so shmeated I can’t even talk to you right now.
by staphinfection101 April 19, 2019
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Small penis or dick, also reffering to any person or anything. It can be used for anything anyone and anything can be a shmeat
Damn you got a shmeat.

You are such a shmeater shut up you shmeat.

Shmeat shut the fuck up you got a shmeater.
by gaybutsex01 November 28, 2006
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