shmurgy

A demented faguin of the highest order that creeps into your house at night and smells your dick, also on the way out it touches your pets with its elbow.

shmurgy is an ass raping butt pirate that will fuck your dog while you sleep.

by the dacktiss king December 3, 2013

Shmurggle

When a man dips his ball into a glass of milk and young lady gently blows bubbles in the milk with straw. See also chocolate shmurggle (chocolate milk), 2% shmurggle, and skim shmurggle.

Tyler told his boys to gather round the kitchen table as Amanda entered and began to shmurggle him right there in front of us.

by Baked ziti May 6, 2018

shmurmy

An adjective used to describe something cheesy, corny and tangibly sickening in its degree of sentimental gush, to the point that it is cringe-worthy.

“Have you seen the new Mandalorian episode?”
“Yeah... it was so shmurmy... I just couldn’t get myself to finish.”

by Gony L February 16, 2021

Shmugy

An adjective used for things that cause irritation or annoyance.
synonyms: cringe, annoying, pain in the ass.

Damn, Jared is honestly being so Shmugy today.
I have a great fantasy team, but Breece Hall tore his ACL; honestly, such a shmugy event.

by ShmugyMaster69 October 25, 2022

Shmurty

"Dirty Shmurty," but without the dirty. A positive acknowledgment to something.

"The professor dropping the homework is so shmurty."

by Nathan Moses Butler February 2, 2023

Shmurged

To be both drunk and high at the same time.

"I went to that party last night and got fuckin' shmurged!"

by SloppyToppy November 6, 2015

shurgy

Slang word for a shower.

I'm gonna go get in the shurgy now....

by Salty Jim April 22, 2006