Shmudgy

The act of farting immediately followed by repeatedly wiping your hand up and down your butt crack followed by caressing your loved ones hair or face

Greg gave Rebecca a really good shmudgy the morning after a long night of eating Spicy chicken

by Fart masters February 15, 2021

smudgybrute

the deep, dark, wet farts that stain your underwear after eating a man-which

after a night of drinking brewhouse and eating man-whiches, Jay laughed so hard a smudgybrute escaped him.
the following day he explained in detail what a brute that smudge was to get out

by sgt.cameltoe January 20, 2011

shmurgy

A demented faguin of the highest order that creeps into your house at night and smells your dick, also on the way out it touches your pets with its elbow.

shmurgy is an ass raping butt pirate that will fuck your dog while you sleep.

by the dacktiss king December 3, 2013

SmudgyApollo

Round and blonde, tragic at the craft and lives in the shed. Loves the shaft

stop being a smudgyapollo

by goddeh July 31, 2021

Shmuddy

A dog who’s named buddy and when your girlfriend gives him a new name which would be “shmuddy”.

“Oh boy! Who’s a good shmuddy.. who? WHO?”

by Loxx7676 August 14, 2021

smudgyfudgy

Girls who wear way too much make up and over plucked eyebrows.

Damm take a look at her, all dressed up, looking like a smudgyfudgy. That girl needs to wipe that face of her make up.

by Willowbob October 29, 2015

Smudgy mermaid

A smudgy mermaid is a female version of the comical practical joke of tea bagging.

A fudgy smudgy mermaid is where the woman in question has wiped ass to V then performed said act.

Jake: Hey liam, mercer was so horny last night she gave me a smudgy mermaid.

by Chuck_beaver February 28, 2011