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The act of farting immediately followed by repeatedly wiping your hand up and down your butt crack followed by caressing your loved ones hair or face
Greg gave Rebecca a really good shmudgy the morning after a long night of eating Spicy chicken
Shmudgy by Fart masters February 15, 2021
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smudgybrute

the deep, dark, wet farts that stain your underwear after eating a man-which
after a night of drinking brewhouse and eating man-whiches, Jay laughed so hard a smudgybrute escaped him.
the following day he explained in detail what a brute that smudge was to get out
smudgybrute by sgt.cameltoe January 20, 2011
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A demented faguin of the highest order that creeps into your house at night and smells your dick, also on the way out it touches your pets with its elbow.
shmurgy is an ass raping butt pirate that will fuck your dog while you sleep.
shmurgy by the dacktiss king December 3, 2013

SmudgyApollo 

Round and blonde, tragic at the craft and lives in the shed. Loves the shaft
stop being a smudgyapollo
SmudgyApollo by goddeh July 31, 2021
A dog who’s named buddy and when your girlfriend gives him a new name which would be “shmuddy”.
Oh boy! Who’s a good shmuddy.. who? WHO?”
Shmuddy by Loxx7676 August 14, 2021

smudgyfudgy 

Girls who wear way too much make up and over plucked eyebrows.
Damm take a look at her, all dressed up, looking like a smudgyfudgy. That girl needs to wipe that face of her make up.
smudgyfudgy by Willowbob October 29, 2015

Smudgy mermaid

A smudgy mermaid is a female version of the comical practical joke of tea bagging.

A fudgy smudgy mermaid is where the woman in question has wiped ass to V then performed said act.
Jake: Hey liam, mercer was so horny last night she gave me a smudgy mermaid.
Smudgy mermaid by Chuck_beaver February 28, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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