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A demented faguin of the highest order that creeps into your house at night and smells your dick, also on the way out it touches your pets with its elbow.
shmurgy is an ass raping butt pirate that will fuck your dog while you sleep.
shmurgy by the dacktiss king December 3, 2013
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An adjective used to describe something cheesy, corny and tangibly sickening in its degree of sentimental gush, to the point that it is cringe-worthy.
“Have you seen the new Mandalorian episode?”
“Yeah... it was so shmurmy... I just couldn’t get myself to finish.”
shmurmy by Gony L February 16, 2021
Being in a state of extreme intoxication, typically high
This blunt has me so shmurted.
shmurt by sDmHjGeG October 10, 2020
A very promiscuous girl, a thot, a girl that gets down the first time you meet her
Hey lil shmuty come here.
shmuty by Fersace January 10, 2016
Shmuty (Shmutie) derives from Shmut meaning Hoe - Shmutie means clean content but sexual nature, such as a romantic novel with a sexual scene involved within it.
Guy; Girls are all Shmuts!
Guy 2; No some are just Shmuty
Guy; Just a little sexual?
Guy 2; Yea but adorable like 99.9% of the other time.
Shmuty by Cyr2Cold June 6, 2016
BEING A REAL G THATS SMOKED UNLIMITED CONES NOT AFRAID TO STAB A MIDGET CHurr MOKO
DAMN MY MANS SHMUSTY AF
SHMUSTY by YungShmusty May 24, 2019