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A demented faguin of the highest order that creeps into your house at night and smells your dick, also on the way out it touches your pets with its elbow.
shmurgy is an ass raping butt pirate that will fuck your dog while you sleep.
shmurgy by the dacktiss king December 3, 2013
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One who gives off a creepy vibe. A lurch. A slimy kind of person that seems to be hanging around or looking at you when you least expect it. Some times dirty as well. Usually a male acting shmarmy toward a female.
Jane "Look at the way that guy keeps starring at Sharron, he's acting really shmarmy."
shmarmy by For Tony Baloney Matukas January 27, 2010
When you change the baby and the fresh air creates a geyser.
I changed the baby and got sprayed in the eye. Super shmirmy.
Shmirmy by Joseph J Biden February 16, 2021
Shmarmy. adjective describing a man who is a total scumbag, likes to eat honey nut fearios, and watches the worst movies of all time, sharknado.
I dont trust that marlon brando guy, hes kinda shmarmy
shmarmy by i hate liberals_boi July 13, 2022
"Dirty Shmurty," but without the dirty. A positive acknowledgment to something.
"The professor dropping the homework is so shmurty."
Shmurty by Nathan Moses Butler February 2, 2023
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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