shmuc
An idiot
shmuc by speech teach October 10, 2019
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Shmuck
Shmuck by Succulent wenis May 22, 2018
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shmuck • shmuckle • shmucking • shmuckus • Shmucky • shmuc • shmuca • shmucclberry • shmucka • Shmuckable
Schmuckers Slap
When one recruits a dog and a human to have a sexual escapade with them.
Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.
Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.
Schmuckers Slap by AnonymousPseudonym10 October 8, 2018
schmuckbag
A person so unbecoming that it makes a douchebag look good. A human that would be more productive as a tackling dummy for Ndamukong Suh.
schmuckbag by Seddy Mazel April 11, 2016
Schmuck
Schmuck by SchmuckCentral February 4, 2019
Shmuckanese
Ayo big man, stop speaking Shmuckanese.
That pussio been speaking garbage all day, he must be Shmuckanese.
That pussio been speaking garbage all day, he must be Shmuckanese.
Shmuckanese by prithxm December 27, 2021
Boo Boo Shmack
1)Yo! Gimm' some dat 'Boo Boo Shmack' neoew!!
2)(or in a formal context) Excuse me kind sir, but do you happen to have any 'Boo'?
2)(or in a formal context) Excuse me kind sir, but do you happen to have any 'Boo'?
Boo Boo Shmack by Alex O'B May 22, 2008
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