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Pronounced “SHH-muck-us” or “SHH-muck-iss”
Tiny or small unknown particles, similar to residue. A singular Shmuck is one (1) unknown particle/residue
Damn, look at all that shmuckus you left on the table, you eat like an animal, learn to clean up after yourself you shmuck.
Shmuckus by :^{} August 20, 2020
Urban Dictionary Merch
n. any crusty, mushy, or slimey substance found in or around any crevice or any other opening
there's a lot of shmuckus in my keyboard

shmuckus by bonkazyonkaz December 30, 2008
Shmuckums is a family (or damily) of oncelands who are Sweet Chaotic Hot Mind-blowing Unique Cute Kind-hearted Uncorrupted and Magnificent. Its a chaotic yet loving family. They're a bunch of people who found happiness in each other, even if they are miles apart. Even if not physically they are together and connected. A family that will be the light of each other in the darkest days, a family that you can go to for comfort and love. A family that will last forever.

Shmuckums isnt just a normal word, it’s the oxygen you breathe, it’s a reason to breathe, it’s the escape from this cruel world, it’s a masterpiece, it’s the first gift you open on christmas, it’s everything you’ve ever wanted.
Shmuckums is a lifestyle.
Hey nevies what does shmuckums mean? What is shmuckums?
Shmuckums is the air we breathe, it’s everything.
For me, Shmuckums is something that I've never expected to be this real but yeah now they feels like my family.
Shmuckums feel more real than any of the people I know irl.
It’s ok Shmuckums care.
I dreamt about shmuckums. Best dream.
Shmuckums are debuting!!
Shmuckums is shmuckums.
Shmuckums is a bunch of weirdo kiddos.
Lets move to Canada together Shmuckums. Lets all meet one day.
The days I had with you all are the best ones I have ever had, Shmuckums.
Thank you Shmuckums, for making me feel loved.

Shmuckstash

noun informal
a facial hair style that only includes a manicured tuft of hair beneath the lower lip indicating a notion of superiority despite a profound sense of low self-esteem.
After reaching male menopause and finding out that his new girlfriend was not actually 18 as she had claimed, Tanner decided to grow a shmuckstash in order to give himself a leg up in the subsequent court case.
Shmuckstash by <3Sophie<3 May 21, 2011

Shmuckstache 

One who wears an over bearing mustache that makes him or her look like a total shmuck!
The picture of the man's face on Incubus' "The Science" album. Almost everybody on Anchorman. Walter Cronkite, and many many more Shmuckstachers around the globe. You know who they are!
Shmuckstache by Spanky Doodle January 10, 2008

Shmuckskunkfuck 

A smhuckskunkfuck is a girl who has really bad highlights and thinks that smoking smarties is cool.
She's being such a shmuckskunkfuck, it's cringey af, ew.

schmuckus 

"she scared me so bad i friggen sharted."
"whoa. schmuckus dude. schmuckus."
schmuckus by cowbitch December 25, 2008
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