Shmook

An expression used to describe the feeling one has when looking into a loved one's eyes while being overcome with the desire to bite them on the cheek (not too hard). this expression can only be used by someone who is absolutely head over heels in love. It is often used loudly.

Shmooooooooooooook (shmook), I love you with every part of my liver, spleen, and gall bladder.

by Van-D-Lize April 29, 2006

Shmook

Adjective - Very cute. Noun - Someone who is very cute.

1. You're so Shmook. 2. You are a Shmook.

by Eskibear September 01, 2003

Shmooked

A synonym for trick.

You just got shmooked.

by Mr. Shmooked September 12, 2018

Shmook

When you put a paper towel up your butholeand you can’t get it out

I think I have a shmook

by Ava Balster October 26, 2018

shmook

a gay as nigga name kevin

yo kev you shmook

by mjmmjhg September 08, 2019

Shmook

a gay ass nigga called edgar

edgar sucking dick he's such a Shmook

by straight nigga Adiel November 15, 2019

Shmook

Also spelt Shmuk, Smuk, Shmok, Shmik and Schuc.

Portmanteau of stupid crook, with some messed up vowels and a h thrown in there for good measure. Used to express that you thought someone's actions were stupid.

Forms:
Plural: Shmooki
Verb: Shmookify
Adjective: Shmookationately
Adverb: Shmookily

David: ...and so, I'd forgotten about the huge butt of gasoline I'd left out there. And that's how I invented Wales.
Bowie: You shmook!

by unpseudonymable November 30, 2011