smockolate

A large, muumuu-like "outfit" that a female or male glutton dons in anticipation of binging on chocolate; an oversized garment (as shapeless as a painter's smock) designed to shield the wearer (or any good clothes currently on their person) from crumbs and stains resulting from sweet snacks that crumble or drip.

"Her white business suit remained unsoiled, despite the copious shards of errant Butterfinger crumbs falling from the wrapper of her afternoon snack, thanks to the impenetrable smockolate into which she changed before her chocolate bender."

smockolate by BunnyGirl89 October 8, 2008

mockolate 

Fake chocolate on "Friends". Monica did a gig as a chef for the mockolate promoters. They wanted mockolate to become the traditional food of Thanksgiving. It bubbled, people made a face when they ate it. Phoebe said it was what evil tasted like.

The company that made it went out of business, but they still paid Monica. That was pretty cool, assuming the check cleared.

Monica: Okay, this is pumpkin pie with mockolate cookie crumb crust. This is mockolate cranberry cake, and these are mockolate chip cookies. Just like the Indians served.

mockolate by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd July 5, 2008

shokolate 

Shokolate is like adding chocolate to an electrical sotrm!!!!

see "POWER THIRST" videos on youtube to see shokolate in action.

shokolate by bastiaanse January 20, 2008

shocklate

Extreme chocolate tasting energy drink. Its like adding chocolate to AN ELECTRICAL STOOOORM.

I drank a shocklate and made SO many babies. 300 BABIES!

shocklate by Bastardo January 2, 2009

smackulate 

Trash-talking to the nth degree not always consisting of current verbiage. Good examples: Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, any number of NBA players recapping the game they just won. Noun form: Smackulator-one who is proficient at smackulation.

Me and my pardnas was hikin' up a mountainside an we smackulated bout just about evathing.

smackulate by P Dogg April 5, 2007

stocolate charfish 

When you drink a whole box of Franzia wine and get so drunk that you want to lick your partners ass but you can't say it correctly to ask them so you just go ahead and lick it anyway.

I got so wasted that I stocolate charfished the old lady until she screamed in ecstasy.

stocolate charfish by Cheshire Woods Sickos May 2, 2009

Shockolated 

A new term for owning/pwning/raping/etc.

Dude that noob tottaly got shockolated!

Shockolated by Lusky March 27, 2008