shmnem 

of someone or something: a bit off, cf. meh

You're such a shmnem... Why am I always such a sleepy shmnem?
The weather is a bit shmnem this week.
What do you think of this colour? Meh... it's a bit shmnem.

shmnem by OMGitsdamemeguy December 7, 2022

shnem 

Another word for giant cock

Female: how big is it?
Male: my shnem?
Female: yes
Male: 29 inches
Female: that’s tiny fuck off

shnem by Stephen Jefferies October 11, 2018

Shmemlin 

A sub-species child of eleven or twelve, not ugly, not pretty but quite funny looking. Usually have a last name which explains their funny-lookingness like something that sounds like inbred or incest. When they insult you by means of a hand gesture, they will usually stick put their thumb out as well as a middle finger and give a cheesey, weird smile.

Jesus, have you seen his wide-apart eyes, chapped lips and the way he put his middle finger AND thumb up when he insults you? He's a real shmemlin.

Shmemlin by Testt February 9, 2008

shmemtar 

A word that has no definition. Can be used in any way you can think to use it. If you say the word, you officially know the definition.

"Stop being such a shmemtar."

"Ugh, shmemtar, I'm so tired!"

"Yo yo, hand me some of that shmemtar, it looks good!"

"The universe is infinite dude, kinda like a shmemtar."

"See, push that lever, it goes back and forth...shmem...tar, shmem...tar."

shmemtar by shmemtar June 26, 2009

Shaneman

Someone who is so stubborn and arrogant they lose all sense of reality. They are fully entitled to everything, and will lie, steal, and belittle people until they get what they want. They are the worst of humanity, and a mistake of the highest order.

Did you see that he stole the map?! Totally a shaneman!

Shaneman by LoganationYT November 26, 2018

Shmemories 

When the poo blast dries on the area above the water line of the toilet bowl, creating a cement like poo substance that requires manual labor to remove.

I keep trying to laser blast last weeks shmemories with my pee but they won’t budge.

Shmemories by Rtsketch June 8, 2021

Shmeem 

1. A word said in an act of victory, defiance, or just for no reason

1."W00T we won, shmeem!"

2. Lazy dad: " Get me a pizza!"

Daughter: " Go suck a shmeem!"

3. "SHMEEEEEM."

Shmeem by Bshiz March 22, 2008