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shmems by Priscila Guzman February 19, 2008
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Shmemlin
A sub-species child of eleven or twelve, not ugly, not pretty but quite funny looking. Usually have a last name which explains their funny-lookingness like something that sounds like inbred or incest. When they insult you by means of a hand gesture, they will usually stick put their thumb out as well as a middle finger and give a cheesey, weird smile.
Jesus, have you seen his wide-apart eyes, chapped lips and the way he put his middle finger AND thumb up when he insults you? He's a real shmemlin.
Shmeeshmoo
A member of the Homo genus biological group but characteristically different from humans: often having adorable characteristics, soft skin, and a "cute" personality that is similar to the infantile human.
Shmeeshmoo by Shmeeshmoo Owner May 29, 2010
shmeestered
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We're gonna get so shmeestered this weekend, I can't wait.
We just bought $400 dollars worth of alcohol; we're getting shmeestered tonight.
"What did you do last night?"
"I don't remember, i was shmeestered."
We're gonna get so shmeestered this weekend, I can't wait.
We just bought $400 dollars worth of alcohol; we're getting shmeestered tonight.
"What did you do last night?"
"I don't remember, i was shmeestered."
shmeestered by ALAINR August 24, 2011
Shmegster
A survivor. Someone who takes things on no matter what. Doesn’t matter how hard it is they’ll always give it their best and just suck it up, just like sucking up nuts even though many will not do that.
shmemtar
A word that has no definition. Can be used in any way you can think to use it. If you say the word, you officially know the definition.
"Stop being such a shmemtar."
"Ugh, shmemtar, I'm so tired!"
"Yo yo, hand me some of that shmemtar, it looks good!"
"The universe is infinite dude, kinda like a shmemtar."
"See, push that lever, it goes back and forth...shmem...tar, shmem...tar."
"Ugh, shmemtar, I'm so tired!"
"Yo yo, hand me some of that shmemtar, it looks good!"
"The universe is infinite dude, kinda like a shmemtar."
"See, push that lever, it goes back and forth...shmem...tar, shmem...tar."
Shemsa
A Beautiful Girl Who Spends Her Money Right
Don't Ever Get Her On Her Bad Side
Most Likely To Have An Amazing Relationship
A BadAss With A Good Heart
Don't Ever Get Her On Her Bad Side
Most Likely To Have An Amazing Relationship
A BadAss With A Good Heart