shmems

super cool, and drugged out. PROCRASTINATOR!!

OMG that girl is sooo shmems.

by Priscila Guzman February 19, 2008

Shmemlin

A sub-species child of eleven or twelve, not ugly, not pretty but quite funny looking. Usually have a last name which explains their funny-lookingness like something that sounds like inbred or incest. When they insult you by means of a hand gesture, they will usually stick put their thumb out as well as a middle finger and give a cheesey, weird smile.

Jesus, have you seen his wide-apart eyes, chapped lips and the way he put his middle finger AND thumb up when he insults you? He's a real shmemlin.

by Testt February 9, 2008

Shmeeshmoo

A member of the Homo genus biological group but characteristically different from humans: often having adorable characteristics, soft skin, and a "cute" personality that is similar to the infantile human.

Awww, you are such a shmeeshmoo - soo cute!

by Shmeeshmoo Owner May 29, 2010

shmeestered

to get drunk out of your mind; get "destroyed" from alcohol; 'Hammered'

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We're gonna get so shmeestered this weekend, I can't wait.

We just bought $400 dollars worth of alcohol; we're getting shmeestered tonight.

"What did you do last night?"
"I don't remember, i was shmeestered."

by ALAINR August 24, 2011

Shmegster

A survivor. Someone who takes things on no matter what. Doesn’t matter how hard it is they’ll always give it their best and just suck it up, just like sucking up nuts even though many will not do that.

How is she still going?

Because she’s a shmegster dude.

by Shmegs August 23, 2019

shmemtar

A word that has no definition. Can be used in any way you can think to use it. If you say the word, you officially know the definition.

"Stop being such a shmemtar."

"Ugh, shmemtar, I'm so tired!"

"Yo yo, hand me some of that shmemtar, it looks good!"

"The universe is infinite dude, kinda like a shmemtar."

"See, push that lever, it goes back and forth...shmem...tar, shmem...tar."

by shmemtar June 26, 2009

Shemsa

A Beautiful Girl Who Spends Her Money Right

Don't Ever Get Her On Her Bad Side
Most Likely To Have An Amazing Relationship

A BadAss With A Good Heart

Person 1:I spent all my money today
Person 2: you should be more like Shemsa

by Riri.D May 30, 2018