shmems
shmems by Priscila Guzman February 19, 2008
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Shmemlin
A sub-species child of eleven or twelve, not ugly, not pretty but quite funny looking. Usually have a last name which explains their funny-lookingness like something that sounds like inbred or incest. When they insult you by means of a hand gesture, they will usually stick put their thumb out as well as a middle finger and give a cheesey, weird smile.
Shmeeshmoo
A member of the Homo genus biological group but characteristically different from humans: often having adorable characteristics, soft skin, and a "cute" personality that is similar to the infantile human.
Shmeeshmoo by Shmeeshmoo Owner May 29, 2010
shmeestered
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We're gonna get so shmeestered this weekend, I can't wait.
We just bought $400 dollars worth of alcohol; we're getting shmeestered tonight.
"What did you do last night?"
"I don't remember, i was shmeestered."
We're gonna get so shmeestered this weekend, I can't wait.
We just bought $400 dollars worth of alcohol; we're getting shmeestered tonight.
"What did you do last night?"
"I don't remember, i was shmeestered."
shmeestered by ALAINR August 24, 2011
shmemtar
A word that has no definition. Can be used in any way you can think to use it. If you say the word, you officially know the definition.
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